In the collapse of Austro-Hungary and then the split of Czechoslovakia, the Slovaks seem to have been left with works by the lesser lights of historical portraiture.

The unnatural posture/proportions here were another recurring theme of this trip (along with severed heads), with the Kastiel Betliar chock full of far more distorted portraits than this.

Unless like the subjects in the Habsburg Family Reunion print these people actually looked like this, and the Slovaks inherited all the realistic portraits...